Tenethia and Caspy?! what?!

Woah, Dudes, hey! Bory here with some breaking news! (and meanwhile I like... hacked Tenethia's gmail account to post this).  Things have been going craaay here and there just like... hasn't been any time to do this whole write and blog thing. But I've got a real scoop.

CASPY'S IN LOVE WITH TENETHIA! He was calling her all kinds of pet names the other day. He currently has her locked up in a dungeon because she tried to run off. She needs to, like, take lessons on escaping suitors from Queen Susan. Like...poor Tenethia. I feel for her.

Dude, I just heard some, like frying pans banging around, so I like, went to like, explore. And you'll like, never guess what like... happened! Eustace Clarence Scrubb and Puddleglum came rushing from somewhere... I have no idea like... where, and like, rescued Tenethia! They're escaping to the Misty Mountains now!

Tenethia is SAVED!

WONDERFUL NEWS!

Since you probably have noticed by now, Caspy is back.  AND HE BROUGHT ENGEE BACK!  It turns out that he thought she could take him to Susan or something, and took her on vacation in hopes she'd lead him to Susan.  So Engee's back!

huh?  Oh, she says to tell you hi!  So sorry about the mistake, and I unfortunately have to apologize publicly for accusing Caspy of Engeenapping.

So.

I'm sorry for that, Caspy.  But not really.  I wish you were in prison right now.

Signing off for now!

Tenny

My email address!

Hey, Caspy here. Great news! I just got my own email. Please, send me fan mail, hate mail, thank yous, notes of awesomeness. ANYTHING! Sent it to this address: caspythefake@gmail.com.

If you want to (which I doubt) you can contact Boromir at: boromirthefake@gmail.com.

See ya!
~ Caspy

I Regret To Inform You

Hello, Everyone!

This is Tenethia, here to finally produce an update.  I finally found Engee's password so I could update you on why she hasn't been posting, otherwise you'd have heard about this much much sooner.

I always hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Bory, Raspy, Fary and I have decided it is proper for you as her readers and subscribers to be told.  Engee has been kidnapped, and there are not yet any clues to her location.  She's been missing for several months now, and we've already held a proper funeral for her.  Raspy tried his best to cry.

I cried, and memorized her eulogy, which was a promise I had made to her previous to her unfortunate disappearance.

I suppose you're wondering how all this happened.  Well, on the Lions Call there was a call out for applications to be news reporters.  Caspy was then looking for a job, and decide to apply.  Engee went to Ajnos and told her not to let him.

As far as the secret police could tell, Caspy found out, went home, made arrangements for a taxi, and after making a stop at Engee's house to get her, left town.  

We are asking if anyone sees either of them, to please contact me.

Tenethia, Bory, Fary, and Raspy.

(please be aware Engee is safe at home being swallowed by school, NOT being kidnapped.)

Caspy's Sixth Sense

Can you keep a secret? I sure can't, buuuuuuuut, I've managed to keep this one secret for quite a while. BUT I CAN'T KEEP IT ANY LONGER!!! ARGHHHHHHHH! OR I'LL GO CRAZY!!!!!
Raspy: You already are.
That's not the point. Anyway, here's the secret.

I have a special "Susan-sense."

Let me rephrase that. It means that whenever Susan needs help or needs me or another guy is hanging out with her too much my special "Susan-sense" starts tingling and I can rush to the rescue. Pretty awesome, huh? Yeah, I thought so, too. That's why I couldn't keep it a secret anymore. So here's where this all came to into play.

I was hanging around at Moria Mall when I ran into Rab. Literally. Our conversation went a little like this:

Rab: DUDE! Watch where you're going!
Me: HEY!
Rab: Woah, like, what are you like shopping for?
Me: Uhh, duh, shopping for Susan because tomorrow is the BIG DAY!
Rab: Big day? Oh, could it be... OH DUH! It's NOT Valentine's Day.
Then he walked off. I headed off to the florist to pick out some fab flowers for Susan. This time I was smart enough to know not to get Itchrush weed thingys. Last time they made my arms get all red and welted and itchy. Somehow Susan was okay though. Huh, weird.
It was then that I noticed Rab over to the side picking out some flowers. Well, I could just imagine Susan's reaction.

*fades into Caspy's imagination*
Su: Woah, like Rab, did you like pick these flowers out of the trash or what? Dude, these are gross!
*fades out of imagination*

So of course I was going to get better flowers than Rab. I picked out the biggest, most extravagant bouquet EVER! She's so gonna flip!

After that I started following Rab around. He went to the chocolate shop next and bought her a box of chocolates that came with a free DesertGirl sample. He is so cheap. Of course, I went in and ordered a life-size chocolate model of myself to be made and...

What? Where am I going to get the money to pay for all of this? Oh don't worry. Sales from my latest album "Bacon, You're Mine " and my signature "I Love Caspy" t-shirts should cover it. What?! I'm being more extravagant that Rab. YES! FINALLY! And, oh, I haven't sold any copies of my new album...or any of my t-shirts. Bummer.

Maybe I should get a job. Yes, Caspy, that is definitely the most brilliant idea you've had today! So maybe my new album isn't selling and bringing in money, but having a real job will definitely get me real cash. And if a real man, has a real job, then I NEED a real job! (Or I won't be a real man!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

But...who's gonna hire me? Any ideas?

(To be continued...)

Catchin' up!

Yo! Caspy here! Man, it's been so crazy lately what with Tenny finally being released from intensive care, and sawing through the roof to lower a paralyzed knight through...and throwing worms at Raspy...and throwing fireworks in Rab's car window. Heeheehee! Yeah, I spent the rest of the day in jail. Poor me.

I saw Susan the other day and tried to talk to her but she ignored me. :( But I started coining this neat song for her!

Oh, Susan.... I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come.... cuz I've got Bacon - some yummy bacon. ... Just for you for when you come only for you for when you come! Becuase I'm Caspyyyyyy!

Yeah, I'm still working on it.

And I'm out for now!
- Caspy the Dude
The Cool Dude
The Awesome Dude

Giraffe Saves the Day!

 I was studying the story of the paralytic man in the Bible, and that's where I chose to set the story of the picture in. 

 Ed cut a hole in the ceiling so Islie could lower Will (who got beat up by a dragon) down to be healed by Jesus. And Spree and I are just there.