Help! My Nose!

Bacon. Bacon, BACON. Huh? Oh, hey there. It's Caspy the Fake again. I have horrible news, readers. Someone stole my nose. That same someone also blurred me out of this wonderful picture with my darling Susan! Isn't her face gorgeous? I sure hope that Rabadash doesn't see this...

That person who stole my nose and blurred my shoulder was none other than...The Authoress! *shudder* I don't know why the Authoress always picks on me! Why doesn't she bother Eustace, or uh, Puddleglum? But no, she always has to make fun of my accent and my hair style and my imperishable love for Susan! *sigh* Did I ever tell you how much I love Susan? 

Woah, woah, like woah, Caspy bro! This Boromir the Evil Stalker. I just like tied up the dude to his computer chair, and like started writing on his like blog thingy. Who is that girl? She sure doesn't look like she's from like Middle Earth or something. Maybe she's like from *gasp* another like fandom! What, Caspy? I'm like in another fandom so that shouldn't surprise me? *shrugs* Like, oh well.

The rest of this post has been removed because it is gibberish nonsense typed as Caspy and Boromir fought over the keyboard. 

Tune in next time to read MY POST! No, Boromir, get off my blog! MY PRECIOUSSS!!!!