Dude. Like, I am like, Boromir the Evil Stalker, dude. Seriously, you wanna know what happened to that dude, Rab? Seriously? Seriously, here's what happened.
So I was like playing it cool, getting shot by fashionista police orcs, when all of a sudden this dude who could wiggle his ears up and down (it IS possible!) and was wearing pointy-toed shoes showed up. He offered me a can of 7UP (seriously?) if I could catch a bunch of snails and give them to his *cough* bestest friend, Caspy. Yah, so like, I did it, and like I threw the snails at the wrong guy. He's steaming mad at me. But Caspy, bro, like invited me to write like this guest post.
By the way, I am like an evil (really evil) stalker dude. I tried to impersonate the blond Caspian. Didn't go so well. Some girls unleashed some fangirls at me in revenge. It was not cool. I was having this great day and then - BAM! Fangirls completely swamp me. It was not cool. So not cool. I think they messed up one of my strands of perfect hair. Dude, so not fair.
Huh? Wait? Oh, yo, Caspy bro! What?! I can't discuss fangirls. Seriously? Seriously! Aww, dude!
Was up? This is cool Caspy, here. I threw Boromir out. After all, he was a stalker. I'm gonna find Rab and the invasion of snails. Catch you around. Ttyl!
- Caspy of the Amazing Hair
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