It
all started on April 1st. It was Edmund’s fault really (though he
blamed Prince Corin). Edmund had proceeded to dye Peter’s hair green which
induced a war of pranks between the brothers. However, this story follows one
particular prank that the Gentle Queen pulled on two of her unwanted suitors,
Prince Rabadash of Calormen and Caspy the Fake.
On
the twenty-third of March, Rabadash and Caspy both received nearly identical
letters from Cair Paravel.
Dear Suitor,
Your request to woo Queen Susan the
Gentle has been accepted. Please report to Cair Paravel on April 1st
for your only chance. Those who fail shall be banished from the Queen’s sight
forever.
Sincerely, High King Peter the
Magnificent, Emperor of the Lone Islands and Lord of Cair Paravel, Knight of
the Most Noble Order of the Lion
Caspy
could hardly contain his excitement as he readied himself to depart. He knew,
he just knew that he would win
Susan’s heart. Before long, Caspy stood outside the massive gates of Cair
Paravel. He timidly knocked.
“State
your business!” barked a guard.
“I-I’m
here to woo Queen Susan,” Caspy stammered.
“Woo
Queen Susan, eh?” the guard laughed. “Don’t get your hopes up. Every man who
comes to woo her leaves with a broken heart. And a broken bone or two.”
Caspy
was not disturbed by this and answered, “But I am her true love. She will not
turn me down!”
The
guard simply shrugged and opened a smaller door cut into the large gate. Caspy
entered and listened as the guard gave him directions to the office of King
Peter where he was to report. Wandering up the driveway, Caspy thought he
caught a glimpse of a figure watching him from the window; a slim figure, no
doubt belonging to Queen Susan’s elusive and mysterious brother, King Edmund.
Caspy tossed his head back, trying to seem confident and he stepped up to the door.
He knocked and several minutes elapsed before a nervous-looking faun opened it.
“Hello,
I am Caspy the Fake,” Caspy announced before the faun could say anything. “Can
I see King Peter?”
“I
don’t know,” the faun answered. “Can you?”
Caspy
groaned. “May I see King Peter?”
“Right
this way.” The Faun led him through the grand entry way and guided him down
several halls. They halted in front of a door. “Please have a seat inside. King
Peter will be with you shortly.” He pushed open the door and Caspy stepped
inside. As his eyes adjusted to the light, Caspy noticed that he was not alone.
At
the far end of the room another man slouched in a chair, his feet propped up on
a low stool displaying his fine pointy-toed shoes. The man glanced up at him
and Caspy’s eyes widened in astonishment.
“What
are you doing here?” both shouted simultaneously. “Going to propose to Queen Susan.
No, I’m going to propose to her.”
“B-but
Rab!” Caspy protested. “She’s mine!”
“Don’t
you pay any attention to canon?” Rabadash scoffed. “Your romance never existed,
lover boy! On the other hand, Susan and I go waaaaaaaay back.”
“Oh
yah!” Caspy shouted. “She refused you in the end!”
Rabadash
set his feet on the floor. “That was only because of her brother! But this-this
time I have the High King’s permission!”
“Well
so do I,” Caspy remarked.
“Yah
right,” Rabadash scoffed. Caspy produced the letter and showed it to him.
Rabadash frowned, then shrugged and resumed his former position. Several
minutes later, the doors opened and the faun returned.
“King
Peter will see you now, Prince Rabadash,” he announced.
Rabadash
rose to his feet and smirked at Caspy. “See you later, loser.”
Caspy
ignored him and continued to wait for his turn. The minutes dragged by and
Caspy wandered towards the little window in the western wall. It was too high
for him to see out of so he dragged a chair over. Climbing up, he peered
through the cloudy glass and discovered a little garden. The sweet melody of a
woman singing drifted up towards him and felt himself slip into daydreams of
his future life with Susan. Ah, if only. Then the visions crashed into darkness
as his foot slipped and he fell to the floor. Head spinning, Caspy tried to stand
up but decided to stay on the floor. This was the same position the faun found
him in when he returned.
“Er,
em, sir, pick yourself up,” he instructed. “The High King shall see you now, if
you can make yourself presentable.” He glared distastefully at Caspy and
muttered under his breath, “I dearly hope the Queen rejects him. If she doesn’t,
I shall very well leave the country.”
What
awaited Caspy in the next room quite startled him. Sitting behind the desk was
not the dangerous dictator Caspy had imagined King Peter to be. Instead, he saw
an honest young man, hands folded, waiting for him to make an account of
himself.
“You
do have a voice, don’t you?” Peter inquired.
Caspy
tried to find his. “Uh, uh, yes, uh, your majesty.”
“Good,”
Peter agreed, rising to his feet. “And your name is?”
“Caspy
the Fake,” he replied.
Peter
raised an eyebrow. “I have heard of
you.”
“You
have?” Caspy gasped. Perhaps King Peter was a fan of Greasy-Haired Prince, or maybe… He didn’t dare hope that Susan had
put in a good word for him.
Peter
continued. “You are a distant cousin of Caspian the Seafarer, are you not?”
Caspy nodded. “Good, good.” Peter rubbed his hands together, but somehow Caspy
found that this wasn’t an unpleasant gesture. “You have journeyed to seek the
hand of my sister.” He stopped. “This is why you are here, correct?”
“Uh,
yes,” Caspy replied. He certainly wasn’t here just to be intimidated by the
High King!
“Well,
my sister is currently occupied with another suitor,” Peter explained. “But as
soon as she rejects him, you will be allowed to see her. If she will see you,”
he added. “You will be shown to your room where you may freshen up. But please,
do not harass the creatures you see in the halls, and do not try to speak to
Queen Susan, unless she speaks to you.”
Caspy
agreed to these terms and soon found himself standing in a spacious room
completely decorated with the color pink, much to his satisfaction.
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