Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Raspy! I'm Caspy's little bro! So yo! So, um, yah, like recently, I have been obsessed with my MAJOR crush, the authoress Lucy Pevensie. She's just so CUTE! I can't resist her. I went to one of her book signings yesterday, and like got Boromir the Evil Stalker to take a bunch of pictures of us! She simply ADORES me! I know. You can see it in her eyes. So like, uh, here are a bunch of pics for ya!
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| "For Narnia, and for Aslan!" |
Yah, she posed with me. I was about to faint.
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| "No way! That guy right there JUST gave me the same thing!" |
I brought her a special present and gave it to her, but it turns out that the guy before me gave her nearly the same thing, so she gave mine back.
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| "No, I'm sure that it's exactly the same." |
Then I had to check out and see if mine was better to worse. Hmm, I wonder what that chocolate tastes like.
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| "HEY! You're Caspy the Fake's little brother! Creeper!" |
This is when she realized that I was Caspy's brother. Seriously, he gives me such a terrible reputation! Does she like follow his blog? Oh, wait, she wrote a guest post for it. *faints*
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| "Jerk." |
But despite all that, I left feeling rather confident that she had fallen for me. <3 I love Lucy Pevensie!!!!!! <3
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| "I will guard you with my life." |
And this is the reason that I can't marry her. Her brother would run me through with his sword. And split my awesome vocal cords.
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